Tenth post, yay!

                                 Happiness

            Some niggas say bling make ya happy, but we here, we dissin' that. Here's why:
­            Poppin' niggas and gettin' dem hoes makes a nigga happy, yo. Bein' all gangsta and livin' large puts a smile on a niggas fac. Eatin' dem KFCs and smokin' weed makes a nigga breathe. A nigga must drink grape soda for maximum flow, ya feels me?
            But there are shiet that make a nigga sad. Gettin' shot by other niggas - man that shiet hurts. When a bitch be runnin' away, nigga be devastated. When nigga's pimp-mobile be scratched nigga gonna pull out his gat and bust some caps. When a nigga's 40 drops then nigga be sad, he can't get drunk and that shiet is bad, word yo.
            Yo, some niggas might say dough is important because with no money bigga ain't got no bitches, pimp-mobiles or 40s. When a nigga is poor he needs to hustle and hustlin' can brign a nigga down.
            In conclusion these niggas here belive that cash is cool but bitches and weed are better still.

Ninth post, yay!

"Isegi nõia-Ints ja Kopli-Sergei leiavad omale naised, mõnikord isegi päris kenad"

"pihvid kes hardstyle'i kuulavad on munnid"

"Oh shit, ma olen mingi vene pask kuna ma käin dressides"

"päris tugevad tissid sul su kaalu ja pikkuse kohta"

Neonet on lahe.

Eighth post, yay!

Kes järgnevast aru ei saa, võiks täindada ennast natuke ja kuulata laulu Fuel, Metallicalt.

Seventh post, yay!

Prepare to be amazed!

Sixth post, yay!

It's funny because it is...
...sexist

Fifth post, yay!

It's funny because it is...
...gay.

"aga miks ma ženja ei või olla
paneks teid kõiki ilusasti riidesse"

Fourth post, yay!

Palun kõiki tantsule!

Third post, yay!

Hehehe, lollid uusmeremaalased:

Early Bird-Brained
SUPERMARKET | NEW ZEALAND
(I am at work doing a before-opening clean of the trolley handles and checkout counters.)

Customer: “Excuse me, I’d like to buy these now please.”

Me: “Um, ma’am, I’m not a checkout operator.”

Customer: “Yes, but I’m here now and I’m running late, so can you just run these through the scanner for me?”

Me: “Ma’am, it’s five thirty. There are no checkout operators as we don’t open for another hour and a half.”

Customer: “Oh, I was wondering why there wasn’t anyone in the Deli, but that’s okay because I went back behind the counter and got the ham out the freezer.”

Me: “Ma’am, you’re not allowed to do that. How did you get in? The doors are locked until the security guard gets here.”

Customer: “Oh, I broke the window because I thought your door wasn’t working. Can you run these through for me now?”

Veel lolle kliente

Second post, yay!

Ja kohe sissejuhatusele teemaarendus ka otsa.

Hakkasin mõtlema metali ja klassikalise seostest, sest mul oli hiljuti ju töö muusikas. Siis tegi jewtube'i lahti ja otsisin midagi. Ja siis ledsin selle. See on äge, sest ma ütlen nii.

First post, yay!

Ma tahan ka popp ja noortepärane olla. Siia blogisse ma kirjutan kõik, mis ma tahan, lihtsalt kirjutan ja panen linke. Ja mul on muide jumala savi, et mu tekst võib-olla täiesti ebaloogilises järjekorras ja loetamatu, ei hakka mina siin vabandama, kui ei meeldi, ära loe. All the following posts are awesome.